are you going to put that in a poem or set it as your facebook status?

What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
does energy drink count? i think it does. it entered the terrifying realms of my mouth area in order for me to digest it so.. i'm going to say that counts. energy drink. :D my pathetic attempt at perking myself up when i feel like smashing unsmashable things over my head..

Have you ever kissed anyone named Matthew?
non. no matthew for me!

Where was your default picture taken? (i got this quiz from facebook but lets apply it to my picture that i have on here)
in abi's garden.. when - i think - katie was trying to teach me guitar and bev just captured the moment in all it's glory thus making me look like an incredible musician instead of what i really am... a dirty dirty poser!


Last person you rode in a car with under the age of 20?
my beautiful bippie ^_^

Name someone that made you laugh today?
BIPPIE WHEN WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE PUFF BOOK. THE BOOK OF PUFF.... IM SO FRIGGIN EXCITED ABOUT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How late did you stay up last night and why?
NOT LATE AT ALL. i literally went to bed at ABOUT HALF TEN!!!!!!! BUT I'M STILL REALLY REALLY FRIGGIN TIRED???????

If you could move somewhere else, would you?
Not right now, but when I've finished college, yep!!!!!

Ever been kissed under fireworks?
i do not believe so..!

Which of your friends lives closest to you?
The bipmister..... ;) <3

Do you believe ex's can be friends?
i honestly do, yes, although i seem to be a living breathing exeption to this rule?? having only had 2 "boyfriends" (hardehar) i cannot really talk, though. and one of them wasnt really. oh anyway.

Calling or texting?
at the moment, texting because the "calling" function on my PHONE (THE THING THAT THE PHONE WAS ORIGINALLY INVENTED FOR, BY THE WAY, JUST SAYING) doesn't work...

When was the last time you cried really hard?
ohhhh, i watched karen alloy's video about the death of her father and i geniunely started sobbing when she talked about how he donated his kidneys to somebody, and she is so gorgeous and i feel terrible for her because she only met him 5 years ago and he sounds so fantastic!! i know she won't read this but karen i love you and i think you're dealing amazingly with it!! <3

Where is your biological father right now?
in the living room!! ingesting indian food. but my adoptive korean father is out putting fishing gear into the back of our truck for when we head up to the lake at 5 am to catch some mighty fine ........... (im lying.....)

Where are you at right now?
inside my head banging my fists against my skull trying to get out and failing! :D

What bed did you sleep in last night?
the one situated within my mother's abode. however...to-night brings me.. THE BED OF DEATH. it is impossible to sleep in the bed at this house especially for somebody such as myself who has a massive difficulty sleeping anyway!

What was the last thing someone bought for you?
well....... lily bought me a small portion of the yorkie bar i purchased to-day because she gave me 10p towards it?? if not, THEN THE BOOK OF POEMS BY MC LARS THAT ADAM BOUGHT FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEE :D

Who took your profile picture?
bev the smev!! :D

Who was the last person you took a picture of?
oooo i dont even remember : i think it was at tammy's so probably joe dying on the floor or something?

Was yesterday better than today?
NO, TO-DAY I WAS KNOCKED OVER THE HEAD WITH THE SAUCEPAN OF RELIEF!!!!!!... and i had a spell binding shopping trip on which i purchased a NEON necklace for saturday's "rave" (i passionately and feircely despise that word!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Can you live a day without TV?
i believe so. :) i have not watched any to-day apart from the clips we had to watch in film studies... THERE WAS SUCH A SEXY ACTION SCENE OHHH MY GOD -drool- in "desperado", the remake of the independant spanish film, not...the independant spanish film itself (that scene isnt sexy) when he pulls the guns out of his sleeves and then fucking BLOWS THAT GUYS BRAINS OUTTTTT :D and when tarantino gets his head blown off but you don't see that in a lot of detail and how he keeps changing the guns ohhhh my god, i love the sound of people loading their guns up.... mmmmmmmmmmmmmm anyway. i could survive without that!

Are you mad about anything?
yeah i'm frustrated with my college work :(

Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
hahhaa. don't say relationship. i am 16. i don't think they are really worth much but i'm not saying you shouldn't GO OUT with people. you should do it purely because you like them though!! and to have fun!!! don't stay in a "relationship" and teach it like a massive adult responsibility if you argue all the time or whatever. just. yeah....have..fun :D

When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
WHEN I FOUND OUT JAMES WAS OFF SICK. MY HEART SANK TO THE FLOOR AND EVERYBODY IN THE CORRIDOR TRIPPED ON IT AND IT WAS EMBARRASING FOR ALL INVOLVED!!!!

Are you a bad influence?
aaaahhahhahaa apparently i am on bippie?? she was saying that after she's been with me a while she starts making a dick of herself on the street and people tell her to be quiet >_< so apparently i make people make twats of themselves??? (that was my rephrasing of what she said by the way, she put it a lot nicer than that... AWKWARD PHRASING.)

Night out or night in?
out please!!!! unless i'm bleeding from my eyes or my legs are coming out of my ears or something equally attractive......

What items could you not go without during the day?
clothes, limbs, brain......... phone?

Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
my father dearest. on my birthday too, hahha. yayy...

What does the last text message in your inbox say?
"Aaaah, i am a 32 E! Lol, why? Lol, your dad!! Love you!" (sorry alice)
okay. i know how this looks. but alice's bra size and my dad are totally unrelated topics, I SWEAR. and i also swear that i don't regularly enquire about the size of my friend's breasts. I WAS PRESENT SHOPPING. i PROMISE.

How do you feel about your life right now?
it's pretty alrightishly good-like thankyou.

Do you hate anyone, right now?
yes. :) i will always hate her for being a disgusting, ignorant racist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cheerful alex cheerful.
but whatever, she deserves it.

If we were to look in your inbox, what would we find?
WHICH INBOX???????? if my email inbox, then... EMAILS. and if my text inbox...then....... TEXTS!!!!!!!!! :D

Can you easily tell if someones fake?
i think it's absoloutely obvious!!!!! but heyyyyy sometimes i'm not a very good judge of character because, ive descovered, i really don't know that much about humans or their emotions and i don't know how to deal with them. so evidently i might not be the best person to ask....

Say you were given a drug test right now, Would you pass?
NNHAHHAHHHH. SUCH A SUSPICIOUS TONE. TRUDIE WILL UNDERSTAND.

Has anyone called you perfect before?
oh my god, suprisingly YES!!! i have actually been called perfect but i geniunely think i am the biggest mess ever :D i don't know WHERE he got that from.. probably the fact that he was quite lonely

What song is stuck in your head?
BABY I CAN SEE YOUR HALO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEYONCE YOU ARE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL GODDESS.

Someone knocks on your window at 2am, who do you want it to be?
there are so. many. things. i can put.

Wanna have kids before you’re 30?
nonononononononono

Name something you have to do tomorrow?
catch a lovely train!!

Can you whistle?
IM DA KING OF DA WHISTLAZ.
not really.
i can whistle okay, if needed ;)
WHY THE SLEAZY WINK ALEX??

Do you sleep on your side, stomach, or back?
this is so important to my life.

Do you think too much or too little?
i guarantee you, if you ask 10 teenage girls this question, they will ALL say too much. even if they never think beyond the necessary thoughts.. even if they completely run away from their thoughts, THEY WILL ALL SAY TOO MUCH. :D

Do you smile a lot?
yesssss because i am surrounded by people who make me smile!!!!!

Who was your last missed call on your Mobile
"mam mob"
oh wow, my social life is stunning.

What was the last book you read?
the collector by john fowels. :D

Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
hahahhaa. OH IT HAS TO BE JAWSON. we have a special bond, me an' him. he always hugs for just a BIT too long though. work on that, Jaws baby. <3

Have you ever crawled through a window?
yessss ive done many a window crawlin in my time!!!!!! not as bad as when trudie JUMPED through my window and destroyed my pit of slumber (my bed)

Have you ever dyed your hair?
yes. a lot. i get bored of things!!!!

Are you wearing a necklace?
no no and this is a rarity, a barenaked neck makes for a disgruntled alex.

Are you an emotional person?
YES. >_<

What's something that can always make you feel better?
food!!!!!!!!!! television!!!!! mindless senseless panel shows and comedies starring up and coming british actors. musicmusicmusic. dancing up and down. things!! things!! things!!!

What do you want right now?
for the day to be a little longer so i can get more done / more sleep!!!!

Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
HA i probably wear an item of men's clothing about once a week!!!
so, yes. definitely yes.

Have you ever worked in a food place?
A FOOD PLACE. thats mind numbingly fantastic vocabulary....
no, and it would be hell hell hell if i did. i would drop something every single day and stains and broken legs would occur left right and center. people would get injured and mops would be salvaged from the back of unused cupboards. people would cry including me. i will stick to fantasizing about working in GAME and blockbuster and never actually handing in my CV :D

What would you name your future daughter?
BONSUELA FANDAGO THE TRABANDALA SAJ RAJ POOTNIZ THE THIRD.