to-day, somebody in my AS-Level english class asked me if shakespeare was a writer. tears welled.

two blogs in one day?
within about five minutes of each other?
i'm thinking maybe alex needs to get herself a lovely little life.
and my keyboard is acting like a dickhead, ignore multiple/missing letters or typos.
it's another one of them self-indulgent quiz thingies that nobody reads..

-What is your best friends name?

matilda beatrice moonface clarke.

trudie angelica ruth carter-pavelin.

i love the fact my friends have amazing names :):)

-What color underwear/boxers wearing now?

black and pink!! it's just so incredibly clever because they HAVE A BOW ON THEM, except it's PRINTED on... so it looks like a real bow, but they saved on material BECAUSE ITS NOT!!!

-What are you listening to right now?

absoloutely nothing, the speakers on this computer are broken. the sound of my weary enervated fingers smacking away at my damaged keyboard is unfortunately all i can hear right now..

-Whats your favorite number?

i have incredible admiration for whole numbers such as 20 or 30. we all know which number i DO NOT appreciate......

-What was the last thing you ate?

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUP. hooray for prolonged vowels!

-If you were a crayon what color would you be?

well thinking about it logically, i'd want to be a colour that nobody liked in order to prevent getting my head smushed viciously against a piece of paper by an enthusiastic toddler..

so probably sort of a sludgy browny green. i definitely wouldn't be a black crayon because that's the one that everybody snaps up first to draw the outline-- jesus.. i think i need a job..

-How is the weather right now?

DARK!!!!!! <3

-Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone?

*two, baby, not 2.

and it was the mothership. she phoned up in order to discuss trivial matters!

-The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

THIS QUESTION CONFUSES ME. i do not notice individual parts of their body one by one according to what attracts me to them the most.. i take it all in at once unless they have a particularly distinctive and unique feature such as a massive afro or a tattoo on their forehead or something!!

-Do you have a significant other?

everybody is my significant other :)

-Favorite TV show?

THERE ARE TOO MANY BUT I WILL LIST A TINY AMOUNT.

doctor who. black books. spaced. the IT crowd. jonathan creek.

-Siblings?

no siblings for me!!

-Height?

just tall enough to rest my chin on the edge of my porthole window, not so tall that people always ask me for piggy back rides in order to make them feel like they're flying on the wings of a giant. with wings.

-Hair color?

good question!

-Eye Color?

some say grey, some say blue, i say the colour of a puddle!!

-Month?

NOVEMBERMYEXAMISINAWEEKIAMGOINGTOCRY.

-Have you ever cried for no reason?

yes!! all the time!

-What was the last movie you watched?

all the way through?? wow isn't that terrible. i don't remember the last film i watched all the way through because of all the tiny clips we watch in film studies and media...

-Favorite Day of the Year?

my birthday (YES, I LIKE MY BIRTHDAY!!! I SWEAR NOBODY ENJOYS THIS DAY!) and CHRISTMAS and halloween!! :D:D

-Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?

NO! THIS DOES NOT AMUSE ME.

-Hugs or Kisses?

it honestly depends who from!! i'd prefer a hug if we're talking about complete strangers, i probably wouldn't be too thrilled if somebody i didn't know engaged in a meeting of mouths with me..

-Chocolate or Vanilla?

CHOCOLATE!

-Do you want your friends to respond to this?

it does not particularly throw me into a state of angst, i'll be honest.

-Who is most likely to respond?

nobody will respond!

-Who is least likely to respond?

nobody will respond!

-What books are you reading?

i'm lacking in literature at the moment. recommendations??

-Piercings?

NONE!! ohhh no!

-Favorite movies?

let's not. there are a fair few.

-Favorite football Team?

yes. definitely. i have one of those.

-What were you doing before this?

writing my previous blog..... -bangs head against metephorical wall of dissapointment-

(hey, it's almost like T.I.C but not as good!! hhhahahaha)

-Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?

all at once please, or is that not done?? actually, plain, you can get out. the other two i'm down with.

-Dogs or cats?

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS.

me and prolonged vowels = bestfriends???

-Favorite flower?

hahahaha i don't fucking know.

-Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do?

LOL, this DOESN'T count, but that just reminds me of the time when me and merty were laughing about the jumper and then...... haaaa.

-Have you ever loved someone?

i love everyone!

well, i love most people.

but i've never been IN love.

if such a thing exists..

-Who would you like to see right now?

MERTY. <3

-Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?

paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

no. i'm only close with one person from my primary school and we weren't even friends during said period of time.. because i was a massive LOSER. and i still am! yayyy!

-Have you ever fired a gun?

ye muthafucka bitch i will mess u up dnt diss!

CAN YOU IMAGINE ME WITH A GUN. i'd drop it. i'd drop it good.

-Do you like to travel by plane?

it is a neutral feeling of I-Dont-Really-Care-ness!!!

-How many pillows do you sleep with?

one regularly, two on the bed of death.. but not on top of each other. one under my head and the other acts as a sort of punching bag for my frustration when i cannot sleep.

-Are you missing someone?

YES. MERTY. IN MY LIFE PLEASE THANKYOU.

-Do you have a Tattoo?

noo not at the moment but joe's music note tempts me. it tempts me greatly.

-Anybody on myspace that you'd go on a date with?

mc lars? he counts, right? i have him on myspace.. and people only use it for music now therefore he's probably one of the only people that's properly ON myspace apart from that popular, popular tom fellow. he had his time.

yes.