a fresh start.

i honestly cannot read my old blogs without feeling an overwhelming desire to throw up - although i still saved them all in a Word document just in case one day i actually descover they are the most incredible and revoloutionary thing i've ever written - and so, i'm starting all over again. i love how i'm addressing this like it's really important when i only have 2 followers!! i'm sure their guts will churn with dissapointment when they read that the old blog is gone forever!

so it's back to the maths. the lovely, perpetually despicable maths.. (can i just say, while i was writing this, kanye west's "school spirit skit 2" came on my itunes shuffle, a song which starts with the line "now, you roll, man... you read those books full of things you're never guna remember.." thank you very much for that, kanye. i'll just slice this GCSE maths text book into various bite sized pieces and toss it up with tomatoes to make some kind of numerical garden salad, shall i?) anyway. i suppose this year is slightly different because i'm not lodged against the back wall as far away from the rest of the class as possible. i have 2 FRIENDS in this class! which is 2 more than last year!!! it'll probably make it harder, not easier, but whatever. the other day i flew into a raging fit of panic when i realised my maths exam is on the 13th of next month and i've been too ill to revise.

hahaha, yes, swine flu jokes aren't worn out at all... please, continue to hurl them at me as if we're both part of some fantastic revelation stuffed full of hilarity!
i've been off college all week and now it's half term, about 3 essays have been set while i've been off, i'm not joking, i must have missed so much! it would be gorgeously lovely not to fail my A Levels. seeing as that plan didn't really unfold too sweetly with my GCSE's.

my legs are freezing. winter is beautiful. my back hurts. cough cough.